What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like religions.

I don't like

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I like God is love and lives within you.

Maybe leave out

Bible.. Hm.?

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Innocent before proven guilty

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

You shall not bear false witness.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Deuteronomy 17

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Your going to be alright just relax

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But this is not

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?